One fine day in the middle of the night

niqabisinparis:

*tries to do push up* 

*goes straight into sujood*

me: ya rabb deliver me from this calamity

(via dysfunctionalmoment)

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

(via mallarina-ballarina)

ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

(via messismyhusband)

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via notakitchensink)

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

(via dutchster)

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

(Source: heathledgers, via hate)

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

(via dutchster)

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

(via cumblrbumblrbee4000)

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

(via notakitchensink)

thatfunnyblog:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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(Source: resstless)

littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter



2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter

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2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

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“A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.”
— Salman Rushdie (via observando)